You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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