No, drunk sperm still make babies.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think a kid would responsible me up
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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