I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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