so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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