will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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