so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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