my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.