i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.