At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.