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I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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