in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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