there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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