dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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