So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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