I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me