Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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