ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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