the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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