Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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