is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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