Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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