He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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