they need to just BURY HIM!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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