He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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