You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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