I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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