Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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