I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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