Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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