Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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