Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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