If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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