I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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