Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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