when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.