North Korea, Best Korea!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize