ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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