I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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