I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?