I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.