Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
how can u be prego again
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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