a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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