I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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