yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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