How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If you need anything just hit me up
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?