she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did