FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.