my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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