Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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