went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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