Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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