I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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