I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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