He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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