They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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